I’m assuming the London Olympics will have Quidditch
(Source: voldemortoutbitches, via shadowterrors)
- math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
- history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
- literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
- Physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
(Source: mishasteaparty, via selfmadesuperhero)
(Source: tugamaggie, via moraniarty)
She didn’t mean James Potter.
She meant Severus Snape.
(first quote: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Chapter Two: A Peck of Owls; second quote: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Chapter Thirty-Three: The Prince’s Tale)
Holy crap. I didn’t even realize this. Brava for J.K. Rowling’s perfect continuity.
And all this time I was assuming ‘that awful boy’ was James. I owe him an apology.
OMFG! Brava! Bra-va!
Oh God she meant SNAPE. wow.
NEVER NOTICED THAT.
You guys just noticed this now…
I doff my cap, mi’lady.
(via altairs)
ANON requested: ’Speaking of RDJxHimself… Sherlock Holmes & Tony Stark? :D’
This is extremely fucking awesome.
(via captaincriefflock)
My name is Elliott and I like taking long walks on the beach.
This gif is 80 frames. I took a photo every ten steps.
i’m sorry i just can’t stop staring at this. best gif on tumblr.
^^^
best gif ever
Omg this is amazing
this is beautiful
life
life complete.
this is incredible
